What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?
Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.
A typical PMLN Supporter when IK is not in the picture:
“iss govt ne humain kuch ni dia. uff mehngai ne maar dia, haye bijli ka bill! haye daal ki qeemat, hay chaawal itne mehnge ho gai. haye college mein admission kerwana hai, ager merit list mein to naam ni aya to college ki, uni ki fees kaise bharoon ga..gareeb aadmi jai to kahan jai..ab bike per ja ra hoon, raste mein naakay per rok lia to 50-100 dene perain gay. Ye sab hukumran humain lootne atay hain. Awaam ka jeena mahaal ker dia hai.”
*IK starts a dharna to change the country and break the status quo*
“IK ye IK wo, bla bla, yahoodi agent, amreeki agenda, Taliban Khan! KPK mein kia ker lia, burger boys wagaira wagaira, motorway!”
Most of the desi families living overseas don’t want to visit Pakistan is because of the fact,”Agr Pakistan gaye to samnay walay jaadu kerday gein”
haan jee, yahan to gali gali aamil baba bengali bethe we hain
that was a sarcastic answer btw ;)
Birthday: 5th March
Favorite color: Black
Lucky number: o ki honda?
Last dream you remember: it was a dirty dream
Can you juggle: No
Art/sports/both: Art! any day.
Do you like writing: no
Do you like dancing: hell yeah. but like this:
Do you like singing: nu
Dream vacation: World Tour.
Dream guy/gal: already found one.
Dream wedding: A nikkah and walima with no jahaiz.
Dream pet: A cat
Dream job: Formula 1 :D
Favorite album: The wedding albums i make and get paid for :p
Least favorite song: I dont listen to those.
Least favorite album: none
Least favorite artist: - I dont bother knowing the names of those artists who i dont like.
Hair color: Natural
Eye color: Natural
Biggest turn-off: attitude problem
Biggest turn-on: long hair, eyes, smiles wagaira wagaira.
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